【键盘侠】你(¨此动物) 最喜欢的快船名言是《自修齐》啥?|未来五年vs当代罗德曼!

2020-09-22 20:00 来源: 作者:Reddit

What is your personal favourite LA Clipper quote of the year?

本赛季你个人最喜欢的快船“名言”是什么?

Morris: "Cry me a river, Clips in 6"

莫里斯:“你就哭鼻子吧,我船6场解决战斗。”

Pat Bev:"The next 5 years are mine"

贝弗利:“未来五年是我的。”

Pat Bev: "Cancun on 3 "

贝弗利:“加油去坎昆。”

Pandemic P: "And you getting sent home again this year "

流行病椒:“你们今年又被送回家咯。”

Pandemic P: "We still in the drivers seat, no panic mode, i like our odds."

流行病椒:“我们仍手握主动权,没必要恐慌,我喜欢我们的获胜概率。”

Montrezl: "Bitch-ass white boy"

哈雷尔:“贱货白人男孩。”

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[–]Black TeaOnly 1382 指標 2 天前

"I'm the modern day Dennis Rodman. For real." - Montrezl Harrell

Also Montrezl Harrell:

Game 4: 2 boards

Game 5: 1 board

Game 6: 3 boards

Game 7: 3 boards

Jokic averaging almost 60% from the floor against him while he and the rest of the lengthy Denver players are relishing when he's on the floor instead of Zubac.

哈雷尔:“我是当代罗德曼,真真的。”

哈雷尔打掘金:

G4:2个板;G5:1板;G6:3板;G7:3板。

约基奇对位哈雷尔时的场均命中率接近60%。当哈雷尔替下祖巴茨时,约基奇和掘金其他大个都打得很滋润。

[–]livethefourth 484 指標 2 天前

What he means is he's grabbing boards like the modern 60 year old Rodman. Respect him giving recognition to the greats.

哈雷尔那话的意思是说他自己可以像60岁的当代罗德曼那样抢板。向认可前辈的他予以尊重!

[–][LAL] Magic Johnson ByebyDaniels 184 指標 1 天前

60 year old Rodman is still getting more boards than that.

湖人球迷:60岁的罗德曼也不至于抢这么点板啊

[–]76ers neimer28 263 指標 2 天前

Lmao did he really say that? His play style is literally the opposite of Rodman. He can score well, but is not a great at rebounding or defense.

76人球迷:笑死我了,他真说过那话吗?他的风格明明就是反向罗德曼。他得分还可以,不过篮板和防守真不咋地。

[–]Black TeaOnly 96 指標 2 天前

Yeah, he said it on a podcast back in July. What's worse is that his whole comment goes into similarities in their "process" and he caps it off by saying Rodman deserved more credit than what he got.

是的,他7月在一次播客节目上说的。更惨的是,他还说自己和罗德曼的成长“过程”怎么怎么相似,并总结说罗德曼应该得到比他自己更多的认可。

[–]Spurselmanutres 147 指標 2 天前

Oh for fuck sake. Dennis Rodman won consecutive rebounding titles in the 90s when the nba had guys like Ewing, Robinson, Shaq, Hakeem, Mutombo. He outrebounded them WHILE BEING UNDERSIZED!

Fuck the clippers, I can't believe this shit franchise ruined our best year to win back to back.

马刺球迷:真特么没脸啊。人罗德曼所在的90年代可是有尤因、罗宾逊、奥尼尔、奥拉朱旺和穆托姆博这些猛男的,就这他还连续拿过篮板王。他身高比不上这些人,依然能抢到更多的篮板!

吊批快船,真是无语了,当初居然是这个烂队毁掉了我刺有机会两连冠的最强赛季。

[–]Lakers KGirlFan19 468 指標 2 天前

paul george's exit interview:

"i think internally, we’ve always felt this was not a championship or bust year for us."

imagine hearing this from a guy you mortgaged the next 10 years of your franchise for.

playoff p though. LMFAO

湖人球迷:乔治出局之后的采访:“我觉得吧,球队内部其实一直觉得今年不是我们的冠军年。”

球队为了你预支了未来十年,你这话怎么说得出口啊……

不过他毕竟是季后椒,哈哈哈哈哈

[–]Rockets Nameless913 72 指標 2 天前

Like, just the way he said it. I thought for sure he was going to say that "this was not a championship team," he just sounded so defeated.

火箭球迷:你看看他说那话的语气。我当时就以为他想说的是“这不是一支冠军球队”,他听起来就是很有挫败感。

[–]Raptors UpInTheSky27 171 指標 2 天前

"It was a mutual thing between both of us that the time was up and we both had ideas of doing things differently." was my favourite.

Georged downplayed the fact that he essentially forced his way out to create a superteam, and he deserves every bit of slander he's getting right now.

猛龙球迷:我最喜欢的还是“是时候分开了,这是我和雷霆的共同决定,我们双方都有以不同的方式处理这件事情的想法”。

去年明明他是自己强行要求离队去组建超级球队,还想装无辜,他现在受到的每一句嘲讽都是活该。

[–]Mavericks CleanBoi3000 25 指標 1 天前

Sam Presti shut that down real quick by putting out a statement that it was NOT mutual.

独行侠球迷:普雷斯蒂打脸打得真快啊,没多久就发声明说并不是共同决定。

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[–]Warriors sumchinesewill 2261 指標 2 天前

Pat Bev to a Chase center staff

“Y’all a little different without KD, I see,” Beverley playfully jabbed. “Uh-huh, y’all cheated long enough. It’s OK. Y’all had a good run. Back to reality.”

勇士球迷:贝弗利调侃大通中心员工:“我看吧,没了杜兰特,你们有点不一样哦。哦哦,你们作弊也够久了。没事,毕竟也辉煌过。赶紧回归现实吧。”

[–]Lakers BraveFencerMusashi 426 指標 2 天前

Chase Center staff that likely didn't work at Oracle too.

湖人球迷:那个大通中心员工可能压根就没在甲骨文球馆工作过……

[–][GSW] Klay Thompson _fran6co 595 指標 2 天前

And even if he did why the fuck are you talking shit to stadium staff?? lmfao what an absolute clown

勇士球迷:就算人家是老员工,你特么跟个场馆工作人员叫啥劲呐?笑死老子了,真是个小丑。

[–]chooseusernameeeeeee 1246 指標 2 天前

I wonder what it must be like to be this fucking cocky lol.

我倒挺想知道,这么瞎JB拽是什么感觉,哈哈哈

[–]Thromkai 869 指標 2 天前

Ever seen a chihuahua?

看过吉娃娃吗?

[–]East Side221 169 指標 2 天前

Its not even the cockiness, but the extreme lack of skill to back it up is what bothers me.

他那压根就算不上拽,而是极度缺乏装逼的真本事,这才是最烦的。

[–]Lakers percbandit 3285 指標 2 天前*

Pat Bev’s “The next 5 years are mine” for sure. Dude is already 32 lmfao.

湖人球迷:怎么能少得了贝弗利那句“未来五年是我的”。这货已经32了,哈哈哈哈

[–]NBA p2datrizzle 57 指標 2 天前

He still got 4 years left man. Hell only be 33 next year.

人家还剩4年呢。擦,明年才33哦。

[–]mizesus 115 指標 2 天前*

Even if he was 19 bro it wouldnt even matter lmao . Dudes like the 8th man on the team theres not much impact he can provide besides running around.

哪怕他只有19岁,也没啥影响,哈哈。这货大概就是快船队里的第八人,除了到处瞎跑,他在场上也没啥影响力。

[–]Wizards I_TittyFuck_Doves 1552 指標 2 天前

favorite tweet so far lol:It ain’t Pat Bev fault though he got above his average and did his job ...

奇才球迷:目前为止最喜欢的推特:不过这(快船出局)不是贝弗利的错,他已经超常发挥,他完成了自己的工作……

[–][CHI] Lauri Markkanen chitownbulls92 523 指標 2 天前

man i'm scared for Dame and CJ. Bev gonna go for their knees the next time they meet

公牛球迷:我开始替利拉德和麦科勒姆担心了。下赛季相遇时,贝弗利要冲着他俩膝盖去了。

[–]Heat trkh 347 指標 2 天前

He already went for Murrays at the end there

热火球迷:打掘金的最后时刻他已经对穆雷下手了。

[–]Suns Lanc3r 595 指標 2 天前

Clippers’ Patrick Beverley on Nuggets’ Nikola Jokic after Game 3 win: “He presents the same thing Luka Doncic presents: a lot of flailing. He puts a lot of pressure on the referees to make the right calls.”

Lmaooo

太阳球迷:G3赢球之后,快船的贝弗利谈到掘金约基奇时表示:“他和东契奇一样有很多大动作,总喜欢给裁判施压,让他们做出正确的判罚。”哈哈哈哈

[–]Nuggets Shenanigans80h 91 指標 2 天前

This is the one I like. Bum talks high and mighty, directly naming players infinitely better than him, accusing them of flopping when he’s one of the most egregious floppers in the league. Seriously happy to send his ass home

掘金球迷:我也喜欢这个。这个废物说话的口气纯粹小人得志,居然还直接点名那些他连尾灯都看不到的人,明明自己是联盟最臭名昭著的假摔者之一,居然还敢说别人假摔。看到这货被送回家,真的开心。

[–]Rockets TheBigTimer039 202 指標 2 天前

Pat Bev is flopping bitch I thought Harden flopping was bad but this bitch who nags the ref every min like he is some toddler that wants to suck on his mom tits every hour every day

火箭球迷:贝弗利就是个假摔贱货,我以前觉得哈登假摔不地道,可贝弗利这贱货每分每秒都在裁判耳边哔哔,就像个每时每刻都想吸妈妈奶头的娃娃一样。

[–]Raptors HW_Plainview 440 指標 2 天前

It's really crazy that all these douchebags found each other.

猛龙球迷:这么多沙雕居然能聚到一起,其实也挺了不起的。

[–]Hawks allballs_and_noshaft 209 指標 2 天前

Hey now, some of them seem pretty cool. And by some I mean Zubac and Shamet

老鹰球迷:可别这么说,他们有些人还是可以的。我说的有些人是指祖巴茨和沙梅特。

[–]Raptors Nick_Nurse 139 指標 2 天前

Shamet hitting a three on a sprained ankle was pretty baller

猛龙球迷:沙梅特忍着脚踝的伤痛还能飚进三分,确实挺爷们儿的。

[–]Mavericks DTownHero 326 指標 2 天前

I dunno but I have hated the Clippers since CP3 left and it feels very good to watch them fail when people were crowning them champions at the start of the season lmao

独行侠球迷:自打保罗离开之后,我就讨厌快船了,看到他们失败就非常过瘾,毕竟大家赛季初还吹他们是冠军,哈哈哈哈

[–]lookingatstocks 239 指標 2 天前

Lets be real bro you hate them because they played dirty against Mavs. Dw i also hate them with a passion, only people in California where I live who like Clippers are the assholes who just want to be unique and out of spite for Lakers. Also Beverley and Morris are the dirtiest players Ive ever seen. Also fuck PG

得了吧老弟,你讨厌他们就是因为他们打你牛的时候很脏。我喷他们喷得也很带劲儿啊,在我生活的加州,喜欢快船的只有那些就显示自己与众不同而且讨厌湖人的混蛋。贝弗利和莫里斯是我见过最脏的球员。再说句沙雕乔治。

[–]entropy328 109 指標 2 天前

Clippers deserve this after talking so much shit lol

快船之前造的口孽太多咯,现在也是活该,哈哈哈

[–]Warriors shiroman99 82 指標 2 天前

All these clipper "fans" about to blend right in as Lakers fans now

勇士球迷:那些快船“球迷”现在怕是要混到湖蜜里去咯

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[–]Lakers nerdymen242424 1518 指標 2 天前

"They got a bunch of dogs, I don't even know if the Lakers have one"

-Stephen A Smith

湖人球迷:史蒂芬-史密斯:“他们有一帮恶狗,我甚至不知道湖人是不是连一直都没有。”

[–][MIA] Chris Bosh Tphrlee 295 指標 2 天前

All bark no bite, that’s Pat Bev y’all

热火球迷:只会叫不会咬,那就是贝弗利

[–]Hawks federal_prism 57 指標 1 天前

Pat Bev would probably bite you tbh

老鹰球迷:说真的,贝弗利还真有可能咬你哦

[–]LakersOneRiotTooMany 683 指標 2 天前

Caruso has more fight in him than half their damn roster

湖人球迷:光卡鲁索一个人的斗志都比快船特么半个队都强。

[–]Hawks RustyCorkscrew 4780 指標 2 天前

"We still in the driver’s seat,” George said. “It’s not a panic mode."

老鹰球迷:乔治表示:“我们仍然掌握主动权,没必要慌张。”

[–]jmiranda511 449 指標 2 天前

This is it because it didn’t even make sense. The series was tied after they were up 3-1. How the fuck are you still in the driver’s seat??

就这句,压根就没道理。当时快船3-1的领先都被追平了,你还有个鸡毛的主动权啊??

[–]Hawks RustyCorkscrew 582 指標 2 天前

I mean, it’s technically true that you’re still in the driver’s seat right before a fatal accident

老鹰球迷:我觉得吧,字面上来说没毛病的,在一场惨烈的车祸发生之前,他依然在驾驶位(in the driver’s seat也有在驾驶位的意思)。

[–]Celtics Attila_22 83 指標 2 天前

Dude could've been driving the titanic and he still would've been saying this shit.

凯尔特人球迷:这货就算是驾驶着泰坦尼克号,也还是会这么嘴硬。

[–][LAL] Alex Caruso yapyd 151 指標 2 天前

They’re driving home

湖人球迷:这不就开回家了嘛

[–]Warriors Bear4188 15 指標 2 天前

He should trying panicking, maybe that will work.

勇士球迷:他当时应该恐慌的,说不定还有用。

[–]ZLUSpec 148 指標 2 天前

The is the equivalence of last years ‘that was a bad shot’. Pandemic p really needs to shut down his trash talking like he shut down his comment section

他那句话就等同于上赛季的“那是一个糟糕的投篮”。流行病椒真心应该像关闭自己的评论区一样,闭上他那张臭嘴。

[–]Hawks allballs_and_noshaft 23 指標 2 天前

It's really looking now like PG can't be either the best or the second best player on a championship team. Maybe now he'll demand a trade to the Lakers

老鹰球迷:照现在这形势,乔治看样子在争冠球队是既当不了大当家也当不了二当家。也许他以后会要求转会去湖人。

[–]dfranco21261740 指標 2 天前

Streetlights over spotlights

“路灯大于聚光灯”(老早就挂上洛杉矶街头的快船广告牌标语)

[–]Thunder BBallHunter 86 指標 2 天前

This is so cringey lmao.

雷霆球迷:这也太尬了吧,哈哈哈哈

[–]Lakers Skorua 613 指標 2 天前

They need to take down those billboards, it's such a joke

湖人球迷:他们真得赶紧把这些广告牌撤了,太丢人了

[–]Lakers Human_mind 172 指標 2 天前

No. We need to put UP a new one. Wings over Rings.

湖人球迷:不,咱们可以换上个新的啊。鸡翅大于戒指!

[–]Lakers defaultcss 383 指標 2 天前

I pass by one every morning and rage a little every time. Maybe I’ll smile from now on.

湖人球迷:以前我每天早上开车经过的时候都会有点不爽。或许现在开始可以笑了。

[–]Sociojoe 197 指標 2 天前

It was what they DIDN'T say that was almost worse. Respect for their opponents. Knowing their own limitations. The stuff really good teams seem to say all year.

"Playoffs will be hard, a lot of good teams out there, we have to make sure we're prepared"

"We still have a lot of work to do, we aren't favorites, we have a long way to go."

"This is our first year together, We haven't won anything yet, we need everyone to be focused on improve"

Etc...

重点不是他们说了什么,而是那些没说的。这就得向他们对手致敬了。他们清楚自身的局限性啊。以下是那些真强队本赛季说过的话:

“季后赛会很艰难,强队如云,我们得确保做好准备。”

“我们还有很多工作要做,我们不是夺冠热门,还有很长的路要走。”

“这只是我们共同奋战的第一年,还没取得过任何成绩呢,人人都得保持专注才能进步。”

[–]jak_d_ripr 23 指標 1 天前

The sense of entitlement this team carried themselves with was a sight to behold. Funny how the only person that wasn't running his mouth was the one that had accomplished the most.

快船全队上上下下的那种自大感真是一道美丽的风景线啊。有意思的是,队里唯一一个不胡咧咧的人反而是成就最高的。

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[–]Supersonics alik7 810 指標 2 天前

"We're moving to Seattle"

超音速球迷:“我们要搬去西雅图啦!”

[–]Monkey Think 101 指標 2 天前

Lmao Kawhi leaving a back to back to end up in Seattle

笑死我了,小卡难道要连着两年出走,就为了落脚西雅图嘛

[–]Raptors theaspiringchimp 79 指標 2 天前

Literally further north than Toronto

猛龙球迷:那可比多伦多还要靠北啊

[–]Supersonics Nuckin_futs_ 51 指標 2 天前

We the north

超音速球迷:毕竟北境之王

[–]Mavericks hawk8024 90 指標 2 天前

It honestly really would be great to have the Supersonics back, hope it happens someday.

独行侠球迷:要是能让超音速回来还挺好的,希望有朝一日能实现吧

[–]Lakers tanngrizzle 100 指標 2 天前

It’ll happen. I’d put money on the league expanding to 32 teams once we get past Covid as a way to boost revenue and pay off some debts. Seattle and... Somewhere. But Seattle for sure.

湖人球迷:会有那么一天的。我打赌,等到新冠结束了,联盟为了扩大营收还债,肯定会扩军到32个队,那就是西雅图和其他某个地方。肯定有西雅图。

[–]Warriors 2RINITY 454 指標 2 天前

Don’t move them, disband and replace them. I don’t want the new SuperSonics catching any Clippers stank

勇士球迷:别直接把快船搬过去啊,要把他们打散了再重组。我可不希望新的超音速被玷污了。

[–]Disastrous_Loss1798 252 指標 2 天前

Move them to Mexico since they want to go to Cancun so badly.

既然快船那么想去坎昆,就把他们搬去墨西哥呗。

[–]jjchicaz1304 指標 2 天前

LOL.This is the EXACT reason why Kawhi was better off with the Raptors, not these fucking fools who run their mouths before winning anything at all. Losers.

哈哈哈哈,所以说啊,小卡就该留在猛龙。而不是和这帮一事无成却嘴巴没门儿的一帮憨批做队友。

[–]Warriors ssmike27 168 指標 2 天前

Honestly I kind of expected it. I feel like people way overrated the Clippers, even though their chemistry kind of sucked. Kawhi probably should have stayed in Toronto honestly. Would have been another trip to the finals this year. Also I’m glad PG is out of the playoffs so early. Dude doesn’t catch enough flak for demanding a trade twice. He just jumps ship if the situation isn’t working.

勇士球迷:讲真,快船这个结局我是有点预料的。之前就感觉大家太高估他们了,哪怕他们化学反应稀烂的时候也是。小卡真该留守多伦多,本来今年还能冲冠的。再者,乔治这么早从季后赛出局我挺高兴的。这货之前两次要求离队就没咋被喷。只要情况不对他就会跑路的。

[–]Raptors UjiriWatcher 1186 指標 2 天前

The night they got Kawhi and PG and Patbev and LouWill were walking around like hot shit during summer league

猛龙球迷:乔治和小卡一加盟快船,贝弗利和路威就在夏季联赛上拽的不行。

[–]chooseusernameeeeeee 524 指標 2 天前

When your big bro lets you hang for a day.

那是大哥让你出去放风一天的画面。

[–]Marzouque 694 指標 2 天前

seriously the personality mismatch is huuuge between kawhi and the rest of this team.

说真的,小卡和其他队友的个性差距也太大了。

[–]Thunder Ziggensgreatesthits 47 指標 2 天前

Nah, uncle Dennis fits right in

雷霆球迷:不啊,丹尼斯大舅挺合群的。

[–]RaptorsDiminitiv 473 指標 2 天前

Lmao it's so funny to see the difference in attitudes. Kawhi basically instilled the "we ain't done shit yet, even keel" attitude into our team which is why we were able to come back against the Bucks and finish the Sixers. These guys took it for granted like they already had the ring locked up. Like wtf are you bragging in summer league for bruh you didn't even have a single practice yet lmao.

猛龙球迷:哈哈哈,看到小卡和这帮人的态度差距还是挺可乐的。小卡基本把他那种“我们啥也不是,甚至还会拉胯”的态度注入了我龙,所以上赛季我们才能逆转雄鹿干掉76人。可快船这帮人却觉得冠军已经稳了。你特么打个夏季联赛而已,有啥好显摆的啊,你们当时连一次合练都还没搞过呢,哈哈哈

[–]76ers PhiladelphiaFish 51 指標 2 天前

The Raptors' team mentality under Kawhi last year was unreal, they never once panicked or had a meltdown when the opposing team went on a run; it was always a quick regroup and counter attack... Exact opposite of the Clippers in the playoffs playoffs this year. Meanwhile, Toronto seems to have retained that championship grit.

76人球迷:猛龙当时在小卡领导下的精神面貌确实很强,对手一波流之后,他们从来不慌也不崩,总是重新集结发起反扑……恰恰是今年快船的对立面。而且猛龙似乎还保留了这种冠军韧劲儿。

[–]Gunners _America_OCM 33 指標 2 天前

It's as if the Raptors were a good team before Kawhi? Lol Toronto always had a squad and this revisionist history of how Kawhi dragged them to the chip needs to stop. If Lowry and VanFleet don't ball out that run doesn't happen.

也许是因为小卡去之前猛龙就很强呢?哈哈,多伦多一直都不菜的,可别再说啥小卡如何如何拖着猛龙夺冠了。要是洛瑞和范弗里特没爆发,那他们也走不了那么远。

[–]Catdog2008 239 指標 2 天前

I swear to god watching Kawhi lose was almost as sweet as watching Lebron win a ring. And I don’t even hate Kawhi, I just hated hearing the ass clowns crown him Michael Jordan reborn for the last year or two. It feels so good to laugh in their face

我对天发誓,看小卡输球的甜蜜感都快赶上看老詹夺冠了。我倒也不是讨厌他,就是看不惯最近这一两年大家把他舔成乔丹。

[–]Warriors phonage_aoi 64 指標 2 天前

I'm curious how Kawhi's going to bounce back next year.

He's supposed to be peaking now so we'll see what happens.

勇士球迷:我倒是很期待小卡下赛季的反弹,他现在应该要到巅峰期了,咱们还是拭目以待吧。

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